AMAZED!! A Sassy Sonnet in Septameter,
Dear David,
I've just looked through your favourites' list
and I am quite amazed!!
In fact, I freely must admit, I'm left completely fazed!
For in that list of poets, (numb'ring over twenty-three),
One HUGE omission hits my eye and that default is ME!!
Perhaps you couldn't spell my name? - Good reason on its own,
But this has left your list, alas, completely lacking tone.
For if the best of AP's poets you would now include
You MUST have HUGH WYLES in it. (You're in mine, so don't be rude!!)
Perhaps my writing sickens you - it's not your sassy style;
I can write damn good humour making lots of readers smile.
You'll have heard about my "harem" (which now numbers twenty-five)
Well, although you're hardly qualified, at least you can 'get live'!
So before another day is out and I get really pissed
Get off your arse and type my name into your f...ing list!!
Hugh Wyles, September 8th. 2004.
Author notes
Well, I mean, I never!!
My choice poem is "My Last Day" by Oneluckygirl.
Written September 7th, 2004
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hehehe This is such a cute poem Uncle Hugh. I love it and I love the rhymne. I did like the addition you did on the poem. I promise not to change it anymore.
s and 
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Midnight Lace
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lol, except that its not quite a sonnet (but who cares) and I have absolutely no idea what septametre is, this is one of the best pieces entered (well I've read about 6). Completely vain in an ass kicking way. The only way this could have been funnier was if you were this vain with a totally horrible poem, but hey, then we would be laughing at you and not your poem
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Hahah!!! Wow I love this. I think more people need to get off their arses once in awhile lol
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AHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHA, this was great!! Very funny to read, the last two lines had me practically rolling. Great job here; good luck.
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Apart from some unintentional howlers I have read in this comp, this is one of the few entries that made me burst out laughing. I don’t think it requires too a scrutiny except to say your inclusion on my favourites is well overdue. Thanks for the laugh- I needed it!
David
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lol....this was delightful. A poetic treat. Your words sung out in a upbeat rhythm, never losing a beat.
Very nicely done my friend.
Sam
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cute~
This is quite different
Thanks I needed a good chuckle tonight
You just handed me one on a silver platter
More please
Love this little sassy poem
Love you too
Susan~~~
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Dear Theresa,
I will be happy to help you any time at all. Your writing vis very worthwhile.
Love XXX Hugh. -
How did I come to miss this one??? It's absolutely hilarious!!
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uh-oh. (backs away slooooooowly.) I think I see trouble brewing.
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awesome!
This is priceless!!!!!
!!!!!
Really really outstanding sonnet I am truly rotfl!
I gotta tell ya, Hugh, this iambic pentameter stuff is getting to me!! I have been da dumming and da da dumming ALL DAY! My kid thinks I am crazy (It is now time for you to go upstairs and clean your room) at any rate, I hope I am getting closer.
This verse makes it all worth it, though!
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Luv-TGR (Theresa)
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Oh my goodness
Hooley dooley David,I'll be a
's uncle, are you in BIG trouble now, I agree with joan, golly gosh, you had better run for the hills, but in the opposite direction to New Zealand I'll come with Joan and put you back together again and give you a big too right Hugh, you tell him Sally
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oh boy, here comes trouble
David,I Am amazed too, you haven't got Hugh on your favourites list!
oh my, you are in trouble, now you have to suffer the wrath of Hugh 
I would get 
if I were you, or you will get the 
, want me to come to Victoria and pick up the pieces Oh boy are you in trouble Give it to him Hugh 
's Joan
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