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Seminal Emissions (Sonnet)

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by Gregg Rowe

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The joy to become a man -- transitions:
As a young maturing boy I awake
Proverbial morning woodie at stake
In my dreams -- a seminal emission;
Oh!, an embarrassing situation --
It did not need my usual handshakes
All I felt in my dream -- my hard-on ache
Switch from boy to man juxtaposition

Now I am older, have turned forty-four
Heart operation, medicated up;
Collect my seminal ammunition

To achieve a woodie now -- is my chore
Yet right now, I'm just your normal screwup:
Waiting for my next wet-dream emission




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I can hardly wait to feel a woodie again!
Written July 25th, 2004

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  • a-crazed-hobo
    December 15, 2004
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    Humorous and well-written. Your oddball rhyme scheme adds to the sort of quirkiness of the poem.

    Oh, and my mother told me that when I masturbate, baby Jesus kills a kitten, and that he only cries when someone masturbates...with a crucifix dildo. Semantics!


  • maryannde gold member
    August 10, 2004
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    Of coures I come to your page and had to click on this one!
    Frankly...women are fascinated by boy's/men's wet dreams. Oh...don't get me wrong, we are quite capable of having them,
    ( and ohhhh they are soo good when they cum...er come ) but it must be quite disconcerting to have such messy reminders. LOL

    Here's to your woodie not being a chore! But hey...practice does make perfect. Or does that only apply to penmanship? Well...'tis rather a pen if ya look at it that way.

    Hugs...and on to stronger days!
    Mary Ann

  • trekker02
    August 5, 2004
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    Ye Gawds, you need to stop being so horribly talented. You put me to shame everytime I read your stuff. It's brilliant, truly. I have to say, my favorite line is "It did not need my usual handshakes." I had to blink a few times after reading that, and I giggled just a bit.

    Very good write.


  • Ava Noire silver member
    July 27, 2004
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    wet dreams, all the fulfillment without having to move a muscle...hehe. I think they are not so messy for gals as they are for guys though. No one even knows when a woman has had one....anyway, before I say too much and embarass myself, I really got a kick out of the poem and the graphic. I hope you will get your wish soon!


  • poet girl
    July 27, 2004
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    Ow, I am so glad I am not a man. I like the way you expressed yourself within this write. I like you you started as a boy. Wonderful write, poet.


  • hugh wyles silver member
    July 25, 2004
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    Dear Gregg,
    I am not a prude but there are certain body functions that I prefer not to read about or comment on. Incidentally, a sonnet is, traditionally, in iambic pentameter. As your lines are tetrameters and many are not iambic it seems to be a misnomer to call this a sonnet just because it has fourteen lines. Regards, Hugh Wyles.
    Edited on Jul 25, 11:19 p.m. because ''.


  • Nelak
    July 25, 2004
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    BRAVO, Gregg!! hehehehe

    Gregg,

    What a poem!!! It made me laugh.... I really don't have much to say. But I hope you understand.

    What comes from the heart, goes to the heart.

    Sincerely,



    Kalen

  • oneluckygirl
    July 25, 2004
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    NOW, it's time for us to start that welcoming parade! And you can lead it baton in hand, of course. Oh yeah, and you're in charge of making the confetti and streamers. lol Jane
    Edited on Jul 25, 5:48 p.m. because ''.


  • LarryATilander
    July 25, 2004
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    You can have mine. I've been afraid to use it since herpes came out.
    Maybe if he used hand lotion it wouldn't hurt the baby?


  • leo2
    July 25, 2004
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    Riotiously funny. Makes me think of all kinds of jokes.

    When a man gets old
    Or so I'm told
    His morning wood
    Turns to "wish I could"
    Alas it's not to be
    The damn thing's only good to pee.

    Best wishes on your recovery.

    Regards,
    Leo Long


  • astralshepherd gold member
    July 25, 2004
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    Well, it is really difficult to type and laugh at the same time but I’ll give it a try. I find your sense of humor amazing in the light of all your struggles. Speaks highly of your character and perseverance. I mean, uhh, the poems, not the ummm ahh, other thing. I enjoyed the “heart-ache” play with “hard-on ache” (whether intended or not) and the “shun” sounds of the “ion” endings. Wonderfully creative, Gregg. Blessings and best wishes. ~richard

  • listen
    July 25, 2004
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    LMFAO.as i spend more time in a preschool than the "real world" these days....it is always funny to hear some adult humor-no matter how obscure the topic.
    Edited on Jul 25, 1:59 p.m. because 'typo'.


  • MirandaNicole
    July 25, 2004
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    OMG! ROFLMFAO. This is hilarious. I loved it! I have to agree with Vampress, though, i don't know many guys who like having either one. Anyway, good luck with that. Great poem. Thanks for sharing. Keep it up.

    ~Miranda


  • Vampress
    July 25, 2004
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    Oh man Gregg, this was hilarous, although I don't know many guys who like having wet dreams or waking up with morning wood. At least, my ex didn't like it, heh. It's so good to see you're recovering. One day you'll have both of those back. Good luck on your journey :-p
    Vampress


  • TheJaedenBeast
    July 25, 2004
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    Hahahahaaaa..... That's horribly funny.

    (and I know where you're coming from, too :-])

    Good write.


  • misselaineous
    July 25, 2004
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    lovely gregg and well put and beautifully humourous too... great extpectations eh? lol
    mmm wet dreams - not just the realm of you men you know [she says hanging head in embarrassment]
    keep it up gregg = the good poetry hehehehe
    elaine
    Edited on Jul 25, 11:26 because 'typo'.


  • cutiepie gold member
    July 25, 2004
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    Clever

    Lol..... good luck with the recovery. The piece was well written even though the subject matter was hiliarious Well done


  • July 25, 2004
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    yep...if for just one day i could be a man...feel what a woodie feels like, from the inside out that is! (grin)
    would be nice to be able to pee standing up too...tried it once...not a good idea for a woman...rather messy!
    i see you've gotten your humour back...a good sign.
    ~liz


  • AnnD Moderators member
    July 25, 2004
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    ROFL....
    well lets hope things are up and running for you again very soon Greg.
    Cute and humerous write.
    Ann


  • July 25, 2004
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    Heh..interesting poem
    Well put, regardless.
    Good luck on your venture!

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