Hey everybody! Look at me!
It痴 Rachel! The most unique!
RachelRachel! I am so sweet!
A big lipped freak
Who writes crap just for fun
Wrapped up in my scarf I知 so petite!
All ye! Hearken unto me!
The brightest of the bright
As I fight for lesbian rights
Belligerent, self righteous, and cocky
I will lay the throwdown if you disagree!
A pirate skull hangs on my wall
As a warning to you all
That I am the most elite!
Replete with trivia, ego, and deceit
As a paragon of moral virtue
One day I値l have my own statue!
XXXStraitEdgeXXX forever! I知 so smart!
Sent by god to make you aware
You値l go to hell if you eat animals
And that cocks are just here to scare
So all you dissents better beware!
I campaign for an open mind
While solely I shall unite humankind
To have opinions which agree with mine
So a few more words before I go sailing
RachelRachel758918! Always looking for a fight
So suave, so debonair, so erudite
Author notes
Parody of someone I know.
Written June 17th, 2004
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4 stars ****
hey.. wow .. cory you were rgeat in this poem... geee.. just few words can make it in adult catagory.. but thats not my problem... you were great writing this out.. i really enjoyed it thourghly,.... you made me smile throughout the poem.. .. this poem was wierd.. but its wierdness made it more interesting.. take cares and have a nice time...just keep it up my dear freind cory.... your humble little friend ....
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... - vic
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Wow This was Strange.... Yet Writen well... good job ^^
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