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Captain Napkin Starring in "The Passion Of Napkin" By Mel Jizzbunns

Captain Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of
your filthy tight pinched mouths.

(This is where you put your cash on the plate.)

Captain Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Then Captain Napkin folded up,
and went away too
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.

Amen,  Peasant.

Ps.

Save a tree, and
Flush your face.

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Written June 28th, 2004

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  • zillion
    June 30, 2007

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    Why does it always have to be about the napkin? lol I like the 'save a tree' at the bottom. Way to fight global warming. Serious, Al Gore went way over board. All he had to say was 'save the trees', and BAM! No more global warming!

    Khourey

  • kittyom
    July 8, 2004
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    I'm sorry it has taken me so long to comment, but I've just been sooooo busy...man, this is something that has me at a loss for words, but smiling....your mind is so creative....it seems to work overtime....how do you ever get anything done? no playing around, this was very clever....something I would have NEVER dreamed of.... thanks for entering....... ~~~~~~~~~~Stephanie~~~~~~~~

  • kittyom
    July 3, 2004
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    you are so cray-zay!!!! lol....i'm holding all of my comments until the contest is over......good luck and thanks for entering..... ~~~~~~~~~~Stephanie~~~~~~~~~~


  • NurseChilly gold member
    June 28, 2004
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    They should all still be there kiddo.. let me know if they aren't


  • horus8 gold member
    June 28, 2004
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    Nude, he salved the turld...

    And wokked Arnold Walter.
    Edited on Jun 28, 6:18 p.m. because ''.


  • June 28, 2004
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    it has always struck me as absurd that rolls of toilet paper have never found their way onto crosses in the bathrooms of the faithful. how can these rolls simply dangle, unsaved, from the spattered tiles?

    broke the fish....hehehehhehehe

  • Inscrutable
    June 28, 2004
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    The pictures come back. Don't worry.
    Is there a picture for this one? Do I want to see it?


  • Chrissy Lee
    June 28, 2004
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    You truly have a unique style of writing....
    This is quite an amusing poem! Good Lucj in the contest!
    Oh yeah let me know if when you renew the memberhsip, you lose all the pitures. Mine is about over too!

    Write On
    Chrissy Lee


  • horus8 gold member
    June 28, 2004
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    When I update my prefered membership will my pictures come back with it, or will I have to upload them all again?

  • Napkin
    June 28, 2004
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    This was brillent and totally offense to any big believers of the passion of the Christ. I found it hilarious and I thank you for putting it up in the featured box.
    By and By
    Evy


  • June 28, 2004
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    good

    funny really funny i wonder though if a tree could would it save you hmmm something to ponder .well i was amused so it was good !
    good write !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • NurseChilly gold member
    June 28, 2004
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    HAHAHAHHHAH omg.. sheeeeshh.. shoosh.. I spat my all over my screen.. AMEN to all that..
    ~GILL~xxxx

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