While driving around my trophies yesterday
I thought of a rhyme profoundly gay
It was coated in carnation, utterly queer
I mean So spectacular I could barely steer
There was mention of sphagnum and Magnum PI
His buddy TC, and Marty Mcfly
It had ballroom dancing and Judas too
The blood and the body of the GREAT Jesu
I was racing through the golds at a hundred and ten
When along came the silvers at the prawnees bend,
and there over the bridge my asswagon soared
Thinking of contests, and the points I have whored
For it 'twas in the verse that I nudely bent
Before your God -- fattened up for Lent
A pure paramour of words, I have tournament skills
But them lines of trophies will not pay the bills.
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Written June 23rd, 2004
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you have lots of trophies i only have 3 so far. you must be very good at writing poems.
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this was a very good poem. I do not know if it was meant to be very funny, but that is how I saw it, as a very funny poem.
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lol. different. creative. enjoyed. good job this. was worth the read.
Blu -
oh. great title
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build up an impressive enough array of cups and the dogs begin to stop you in the streets and lick yer sack
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nothing new to say - good write! and i agree with maryannde about the cheshire cat smile. good work!
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humorous
i have screach marks on my page but they didn't come from my lack of these trophies or maybe they did.
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I'll take them off you hands for a small fee.
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What is a webpage full of virtual trophies worth? Less than the plenary-indulgence value of the poetry itself, I suspect.
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great work keep it up and ur trophy pile will be even better lol -
ROFL! Brilliant wordplay, somehow going along through these trophies, rhyming fun and wonderfully full of wit, that satirical eye and Oh, yes, if only they could pay the bills...Loved That Ending...
What a Ride, Delight of a Piece!
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Yes, but holding the mustard.
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Outstanding
LOL to funny and a very good point as well
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It's great that you can make fun of something about yourself. People who can do that are great people in my opinion. Great job on this, I enjoyed reading this.
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Amusing if somewhat pejorative of homosexuality – but hey if you didn’t want cups to clean why enter three hundred and eight contests – just say no – lol.
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This was damn funny. It's a very good thing to be able to laugh at yourself.
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Now if we could only believe you mean what you say, LOL.. but once a trophy whore...I think always one.
Fun write, done with a cheshire grin.
My best..
Mary ann -
Gee is that like folks who get laid nightly deciding that sex isnt everything?
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Hey. You have awesome word-skills. I don't think I've read your stuff before but I can understand how you got all those trophies in the first place. And I agree with rollingstone to an extent, but in reality you're right. Trophies don't help in the real world.
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This definately made me grin... a bit cocky... but hey... if I had alot of trophies I would definately be writing something simular to this...so MORE POWER TO YA! You should do an ode to your trophies every... 50 trophies or so. Geez... now that I think about it you must be one talented poet! I only have 10.... but its growin... slowly... but its growin. Keep dreaming in ink.
~*Divine*~ -
so true
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hehehe.
I used to have more trophies... but I guess when you delete the poems, the trophies go with them
oh well.
this was an awesome write, the rhyme (and concept) were awesome... and it was hilarious.
loved it, and great job
(damned you contest winners!!!!!)
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Too bad they don't, you wouldn't have to work again.
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This is so hilarious, I can't stop laughing. This is just too funny. Please write more. I love humorous poems. Very funny(or did I say that already)...
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I was thinking of acquiring my own stack of trophies and then realized they make me look fat. So, yeah,
I like this. Had a lot of fun with the rhyme, and I think asswagon is my new favorite word, rofl.
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I enjoy when we are able to poke fun at ourselves and our sacred cows. I think we tend to take life too seriously at times. but did you ever notice its the people who have a wagon-load of trophies who say they're no big deal? (it's the same with people with lots of money - they tell us poor folks that money is no big deal!)
an enjoyable read. and I hadn't thought of TC in years. wonder what ever happened to him??
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ok..nice...yeah..that's all i have to say...
Shana
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Yes, but for everything else there is Master Card.
I bet ya would trade all those trophies ya got just to have the one that I have collected? -
very good
wow i dont know what to say to this write but wow!
lmao you mention lent is that good or bad ?
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LOL. So true. This is a great write. I like it. it made me smile. Thanks for sharing. Keep it up. I hope to read more from you soon.
~Miranda
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woo
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hehehehhehe stack em' up and shine them all.. oohh purrdy.. now don't forget your Mr Sheen and those dust bunnies... heheheh
And the vaccuum cleaner..
shove over on the asswagon.. and let's giddy up.. ney!! snort.. 
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GRIN.
I enjoyed this one Pilgrim....and yes, so true. If they weren't virtual you could melt them down into slugs to use at the laundromat...at least then they'd be useful.
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LOL the last two lines sums it up beautifully....
and rather puts it into perspective.
Good one
Ann -
Like a paramour of words, I have tournament skills
But them lines of trophies will not pay the bills.
Ain't that the truth. This is a great ditty and spot on. The expression is "my thoughts exactly" But I have to admit I would never have written half the poems without the spark these comps have given me. Personally I feel there is a perfectly plausible explanation why you are laden with trophies. You write like a demon and feel like a saint and have the gi-normous nuts to carry the whole thing off with a passion. I love this now let me hunt through the back catalogue for something a little more twisted
David
ps congrats on the trophies -
Atta-Boy!!!!
you are sooooooooo crayzay.......yea..........typos, bad grammar, and even dyslexia (if used) are ok for this comment.......lol.....man, you always just LAY it out there, don't ya'?????? WOW........you are something of a "trip" to be remembered.........damn.........well, good going......very blatently presented........the only part i really didn't like was the "So fuck your God, and FUCK your lent!"........kinda icky if ya' get my drift.........but still very obviously passionate and firm to your stance..........i always get a "kick" out of your stuff.......oh yea, I forgot to add that this is a "masterpeice".....lol.........yea, spell-check is not "on".....lol.........just kidding.......i guess how critical you are just contributes to how intense you are.......many thanks for the laughs....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kittyom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Is it my precious...
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LOL, very very true. However, they look nice. I like shining mine. My pretties...pretties...my pretties...OH...yeah, anyways good write
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Asswagon? Oh dear me, I love that. You can do things with the word "ass" that leave me giggling for awhile. I mean that sincerely. Also...why was I there? I don't dance much these days.
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hehe that is so true, thanks I needed to laugh for a litle bit , good job , kinda strange , but good , take care , MARY
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