So one day I was at the mall when some dude asks me if i liked pancakes. I like pancakes...but this guy was all creepy and who knows, he could have been a rapist or something...trying to lure me into his trap by asking if a girl liked pancakes. Maybe pancakes turn him on or something. I dont know...its possible. Anyways. So, I just walked away cause i really didnt feel like get raped, by a guy OR a pancake. But he followed me. I walked faster, but he just kept stalking me. So, I decided to have a little fun with the pancake raper. I threw a tampon over my shoulder and at his stupid little face. Well, my aim wasnt so good...it bounced off of his head and landed in some little kids hair. I think i traumatized him for life. Sucks for him. But the pancake raper still followed me. Suddenly, i decided to look at him again. When i saw him i realized that it was my invisible friend. Oops.
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Dont ask. I was really BORED. LOL
Written June 1st, 2004
A contest entry
- Humor!!! (Contest--Enter Your Best Stuff...HURRY!) by sidewalksolipsis.
328 points, ended June 6, 2004, 24 entries
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LoL...wow, I'm staying away from you. Hahaha. Pancake raper...that part was good.
Best of luck in the contest!
Your Cerulean Dreamer,
Michele -
definately Wierd!!
This is wwhat I would consider an incredibly vivid imagination... If I were you I would be looking for a new mall to hang out in. Maybe one in a completely different state. And as for the invisible friend... he needs some serious therapy...
This was cute.
Susan -
Whoa... pancack rapers... creepy
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lmfao..this is how i feel sometimes! next time i'll have to remember to have my time-of-the-month ammo with me ...
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