Those bloody bells
Bong every fifteen bloody minutes,
Bong a short melody every hour on the hour
Sorry, did I say melody?
BONG BONG BONG
Gives me a headache
O here it comes...again
BONG BONG BONG
Gerroff me, Quasimodo
Go and swing somewhere else.
You think YOU'VE got problems?
Well...Yes, you've only the one eye,
Okay, so the other is covered by a giant wart,
You've a humpty back,
Pigeon legs,
And...red hair,
I'm not sure which is worse,
But, Huh!!
At least you can move around,
Get about,
Leap from bell to bell, but me?
O...Not again...BONG BONG BONG
Deafening racket
Forced to swing upside down here
In this whacking great bell
BONG BONG BONG
You know,
Swinging makes me feel sick
But I can't even throw up
I have a splitting headache
Most of the time
Could be here for the rest of eternity
Ropes swinging up and down past my earhole
If I had one that is...
BONG BONG BONG






