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Bong Bong Bloody Bong

The bells the bells

 

Those bloody bells

 

Bong every fifteen bloody minutes,

 

Bong a short melody every hour on the hour

 

Sorry, did I say melody?

 

BONG BONG BONG

 

Gives me a headache

 

O here it comes...again

 

BONG BONG BONG

 

 

Gerroff me, Quasimodo

 

Go and swing somewhere else.

 

You think YOU'VE got problems?

 

Well...Yes, you've only the one eye,

 

Okay, so the other is covered by a giant wart,

 

You've a humpty back,

 

Pigeon legs,

 

And...red hair,

 

I'm not sure which is worse,

 

But, Huh!!

 

At least you can move around,

 

Get about,

 

Leap from bell to bell, but me?

 

O...Not again...BONG BONG BONG

 

Deafening racket

 

Forced to swing upside down here

 

In this whacking great bell

 

BONG BONG BONG

 

You know,

 

Swinging makes me feel sick

 

But I can't even throw up

 

I have a splitting headache

 

Most of the time

 

Could be here for the rest of eternity

 

Ropes swinging up and down past my earhole

 

If I had one that is...

 

BONG BONG BONG

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Written April 29th, 2002

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  • coffee-agh
    August 8, 2002
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    excellent

    A bat in the bellfree very funny. I really like your work a true fire for fun. Thank you -tj-


  • 1stpoet
    July 15, 2002
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    excellent

    WHAT a rush....
    cant concentrate on the piece because of the incessant bonging throughout

    WSD


  • silica silver member
    July 15, 2002
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    neutral

    Not bad but needed a punch-line – ‘Who you are’, for instance.


  • Barb Davidson silver member
    May 2, 2002
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    neutral

    what text?? its just a big black page only found text by clicking by mistake..brill poem tho!!

    Barbsx

  • Citrus
    May 2, 2002
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    excellent

    I`m with you there........stayed in a idyllic village last summer, but the flippen clock kept me awake all week, went home needing a rest!!

  • dottie
    April 30, 2002
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    neutral

    yes, agreewith trouble, text color change is definitely in order.
    the chiming of the time is quite unnecessary don't you think. Like it doesn't go fast enough, to be reminded constantly.


  • introubleintx silver member
    April 30, 2002
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    excellent

    We have church bells that ring here all day...I think they stop ringing at night though..Thank God...I'd never get any sleep! Just a suggestion change your text color.. :)

  • Cope
    April 29, 2002
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    neutral

    lol


  • flowerystone0
    April 29, 2002
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    excellent

    Lol!! It's maddening!!

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