by Gregg Rowe
Grandma's turning one hundred today!
Snowy hair, wrinkled hands, lady
in red. Sits in the garden,
sips tea. Everybody's
eyes widen: a shrilled
scream!--Ash faces
as Boots brings
out her
bone!
Author notes
Written April 29th, 2004
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A contest entry
- Laugh Out Loud by Paradise Prisoner.
400 points, ended April 1, 2006, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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ha ha...i like that! it's something that i didn't expect! oooh that's sooooo funny! hehe...ok i'm ok...ya and by the way cute doggy! love the poem! ~Melissa~
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Tickled My Funny Bone!
Very clever, i'm sure grandma will laugh her socks off and, just how cute is the dog with his delicious bone.(haha) This is such a funny poem and I sure hope grandma lives to celebrate her one hundred and first birthday. Thanks for sharing and best of luck in the contest.
Avril
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Okay...You have me laughing my ass off...Now I know why I do not have a dog...And why my toy box has a lock on it! This picture is priceless! The writing isn't bad either but the dog gets a 10!
Quick question...Male or female dog? Just curious?? 
Good luck in the contest!
Victoria Lin -
Hahaha!!! Now that is a priceless moment. I can just see that on the next commercial LOL!!
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OMG!
OMG! I'm speechless. I'd heard about such party favors but had never seen one. OMG! Wouldn't that shock the ladies at tea or the Ladies Bible Class that meets in your home. OMG!
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lol..very funny..the picture bring's all together..but we all know granny don't want no big as- dic-!! funny!! funny!!
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Gregg,
I guess when you had your operation, no one removed your sense of humor, huh? This cracked me up, Gregg...was so very funny. I am wondering if Grandma laughed at all, or if she thought it was NOT funny. On the other hand...did she NOT know what it was? Thanks for entering.
Cheryl
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As a visual thinker I saw what was coming before it came, and wish the picture had come AFTER the poem so I too, could have enjoyed the surprise. --Dee
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One of my residents is 100 and this is the type of thing she would laugh her socks off at. - this is great Greg - Go Granny!!!
~Von~ -
Naughty granny! LOL
Very funny write Gregg!
Mari
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OMG This was fricken hilarious. What an excellent dilivery. Your ending was fantastic, and the picture.. well that poor puppy looks kind of guilty carrying around that bone.... lol.
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Holy cow! If that’s not a surprise, nothing is! I am sitting hear with tears streaming down my face because I am laughing so flipping hard right now! The picture is priceless.
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HA HA HA HA oh Gregg, this is priceless, the picture definitely makes the poem, you have done a great job on creating this, well done my friend, and good luck
am still laughing with this one
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I'm never making sexual jokes about my grandma ever again. We'd play around and say that she's hiding one of those in a closet or that she's goin' to a male strip club, but now I see that and I really don't wanna think about my dear, sweet, old grandma with one. This cracked me up. I don't guess the dog go to stay around for long after this happened huh? Off to the pound with him. Great job!
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The picture actually made this poem. I'm sure you knew that when you wrote it though. (With the picture,) great job. It is very funny. Grandma likes them big doesn't she?
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Haha! This is great. thanks for entering and best of luck!
Elisabeth -
Good lord, that's hilarious. And you got a picture of it... aah, good stuff. Thank you for brightening my morning.
Cathy -
OMG!!! Holy crap!!! I had no idea...for some reason I hadn't seen the "Adult" category when I clicked on this!!! I thought it would be a sweet poem, and then I saw the picture and my jaw hit the floor!!! Then the poem, oh my! I'm cracking up over here!!!
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Hey are you sure that is HER bone~
I am missing one~
~Just kidding
Loved this one~
The poem that is
and much love~Desire
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ROFLMAO! ..that's awful..Grandma's a dirty girl apparently
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Oh yeah, You should check out I'm A Little Terrorist that's even more funnier
http://allpoetry.com/Poem/583205
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lol omg my lord this was the most unsusal funny poem i have seen in some time. i love it
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And a good happy gay morning with rainbow flags to you too, glad you had more than smile but coffee stains on a dildo, someone might mistake it for something else
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Oh my flippin lord! the picture had not loaded before i read the piece...so when i read it and went back up to look...well, somewhat like chasingtheday up there (hi Ian! )...i nearly spit my coffee (and what a nasty thing that would have been (i can see it now, coffee spewing out my nostrils all over your page!haha)
And all i can say is...DAMN! Your grammy must have had many children to have a "bone" that big in use. Holy cow...that would cause me to need surgical aid! lmao.
UB
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hahaha i nearly spilt my drink
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*brava*
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hahaha--funny stuff, although I think MY grandmother would enjoy a Yankee Candle a little better---haha.
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