I was pushing a grocery cart full of groceries one day and a fellow came up to me and asked "did you just go shopping?"
I said "nope. I'm posing as a bag lady in an FBI sting."
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
I walk with a cane, due to a bad knee, and sometimes I get asked
"whats the matter? you got a bad leg?"
to which I respond "nope. I'm hiring myself out as a camera tripod"
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
I was sitting on my couch watching TV one day, and my buddy came over and asked "are you watching TV?"
I said "no, I'm communicating with the Mother Ship via sattelite"
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
Author notes
LONG LIVE BILL ENGVALL!!!
Written April 26th, 2004
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A contest entry
- Who's Laughing Now?! by Little Poet14.
300 points, ended May 3, 2004, 22 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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OMG this is absolutely hilarious. Do you know how many moments I have had(mostly involving Christians in my case,lololol). This is too funny!
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LOL!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Now I want to here more... your sence of humor kicks butt! Thank you so much for making me laugh... "heres your sign" is awsome,, you rock!
Kayla Dawn -
lol Bill Engvall rocks... I directed a One-Act this year and I swear like 3 kids used his monologue in auditions. Fun stuff
(And I love using that as a comeback to stupid people, "Here's your sign" but only a few people get it, mainly because they're stupid) Good luck in the contest!
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lol, I love Bill Engvall. You did a great job on these. Best of luck in the contest to you.
take care
~whisper
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hahahahahaha tht was so funny!u kick ass, hahahaha luv gracex x x
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That doesn't mean I can't parody, does it?
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This is from a comedian's act...you didn't make it up yourself...I've heard it before many times. It's funny, but this is a original website isn't it?
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bahaha awesome man! but yeah if you can come up with more, bring it on! luv em, luv em!
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hardyharhar
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hell yeah
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Hilarious!!!
ROFLMAO
I think I've seen that guy on a Showtime special with Jeff Foxworthy and others...very funny!
~ G
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you defently need to add more, that was funny..
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