Easy Come, Easy Go!

Doncha love those teen sensations?
Millionaires before graduation
It seems like the perfect life
Doncha know it's a roll of the dice?
"Totally! OMG! Whatever!"
The glamour won't last forever

When the kids stop being cute
Disney will cut them loose
They'll try to make it big
As a grown-up
The only problem is
That they all suck
Easy come, easy go!

Doncha love Miley and Zac?
But will you love them once their voices crack?
What seemed cool when you were ten
Will never seem cool again
"I love all my devoted fans!"
They fade away, you wash your hands.

When the kids stop being cute
Nickelodeon will cut them loose
They'll try to make it big
As a grown-up
The only problem is
That they all suck
Easy come, easy go!

Doncha love the reality TV?
All the crap they show on E
Watching those has-been train-wrecks
Coked-up and anorexic
"Anyone can be a star!"
Don't wanna be where they are!

When the kids stop being cute
Disney will cut them loose
They'll try to make it big
As a grown-up
The only problem is
That they all suck
And that's why they shoot heroin!