An Angel with poor circulation.
Ponders his wheel chair's dimensions.
Please do not retire.
Your chariot's fire.
In front of my intersection.
As his friends in the 'art' crowd applaud.
Since, gay man all want a hot rod.
Did you think I was faking?
With the threats I was making?
You were never Goth, you were Mod.
Quadroons (Limerick)
{limericks a two}
A young man alone in his chair
Did wheelies 'ntil someone would care
That his legs were just nobs
Two corn on the cobs
'twas a horrible ad for shoe wear.
Not to mention he was black as night
With more than a mouthful to bite
But he was a strange fruit
A lynch worthy brute
Have you seen Jane Fonda in Klute?
[Haiku fucking bonus round]
Handicap sticker
Man pulls into parking lot
Black with his white teeth
Fireworks & Family Reunions (Randel's cry for love) (Limerick)
"Hand me that Roman Candle"
Said Uncle Chester to my Cousin Randel
But Randel had lit
The fuse, we went "SHIT!!!"
Sprinting in our flipflops & sandles
Randel just stood there with a smile
Like a mad pyro teen in denial
He spun that tube around
With a Ramboesque sound
We were hardly impressed with his style
Plus, it's hard to run when you're drunk
And smoking weed Randel calls "Skunk"
He was aiming at us
It was all or bust
As I Duke's of Hazarded grandma's trunk
That's when I got wind, things were worse
Our dear Randel had the candle reversed
"Good God Randel, NO!!"
Screamed Uncle Joe in slow-mo
As you think..."This family IS cursed."
Author notes
Written April 19th, 2004
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Shhh sssshh sssshhh sssshhhhh!
(Sorry that's I am who am laughin' between my teeth.
Yet really htis is 1-derful o' you; at twenty minutes and six hours of an April Saturday morn, I am blessed to read this and not have to piss.
Keep on writing right on!
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Shit... You should see my death threats.
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Too many people kiss your ass horus8
I loved your haiku
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Awesome
I may take a liking to writing Limericks..
Great piece you have here...
Love the rhyme...Can definitely go for a round two..
Bravo and keep up the great works...
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AMEN!!!! I fucking love this!!!! hah... wow... and I thought limericks were just crap... but i guess I hadn't read well-written ones... such as yours. Nice pic on your author page btw... you're a beautiful man.
Love,
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I really loved reading limericks. I love it more when they totally entertain. You did that with these for sure. The part about “Dukes of Hazard” cracked me up because I use to do that all the time when I was younger.
~ John
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This was another great write. You've got a really good imagination!!!! From imagine27
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poor people in wheelchairs without feet that cant wear cute shoes... nice limericks. and I am so for the bonus round! Rah!
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Fuckn hillarious!
lets go for one more haiku bonus round!!!
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Lol.... quite amusing reads, Jer.... I always like it when you write with your bluntness and what the hell attitude. Maybe I misinterpret you sometimes but I have the feeling you figure, what the hell, just an old lady's backwards mind....hehehe, I think i'm entitled
Whatever the cause or the reason or the mode, I enjoy your work.
Dee
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step right up. Get 10 poems for the price of one, that's right you heard right. Buy one poem, get 9 free. give or take 2 or five.
fall down hillhairy arse every fucking one.
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