She swishes and her rolls a bounce.
It makes me want to pounce.
I imagine it in my head,
taking that tub of lard to bed.
I can't help but stare,
as I lick her underwear.
She looks hungry and takes a bite.
I'm in euphoria, her cooch is tight.
Her giant tits were all real.
I sucked them as I copped a feel.
She pins me down between those hams.
She slathers me with fruity jams.
It reminds me of my morning toast.
Her rump makes me hungry for some roast.
Her massive rolls were cutting off my air,
but I'm so damn horny that I just don't care.
Her double chin is smacking my head.
It's the wildest time I've ever had in bed.
She has some gas and she belched in my face.
It makes my blood boil and my pulse race.
Her rolls are sweating, and it dripped in my face.
It's a little sour to the taste.
I said calm down, this isn't a race.
She just kept going and she picked up the pace.
She smelled of tacos and warm summer days.
I can picture her in a field trying to graze.
I haven't had sex in so long that I just don't care.
That's when she started pulling my hair.
She cuffs me down and the camera comes out.
The light comes on and I am horrified as I see her snout.
It was the first glimpse I'd seen of her face.
The powder on her ass had started to form a paste.
She shoved my head down to her crotch.
I'm wishing I had a bottle of scotch,
to sanitize that nasty thang!
I can't believe it just held my wang.
Her ass is in my face so we sixty-nine.
The paste drips in my mouth and blows my mind.
She licks my balls. They're nice and furry.
They reminded her of chicken curry.
Her mouth slides on my big long dong.
Somehow it all just feels wrong.
I can't cum no matter how hard I try.
My dick slips and it smacks her in the eye.
Her eye hurts so she goes on and leaves.
She leaves me all tied up to grieve.
My wife finds me there the very next day.
When you do the crime, I guess you must pay.
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haha, very comical. I can just see the two of you in action. very funny lines and rhymes. Very good work, you two make a great writing pair, keep it up.
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that is crazy lol nice
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Thank you. We were laughing so hard when we wrote it that we were crying. To bad we can't post the video of it. My personal favorite section is where it says that she smelled of tacos and warm summer days, and the reference to her trying to graze. haha.
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have another 3 clappies
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omfg..i am laughing soo fucking hard right now!! todally in love with this poem. the line," Somehow it all just feels wrong"...genious. love the referal to food..just...sooooo wrong.
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Thanks. We do make a great team. We may have to do this more often.
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Brilliant!
This is bloody wonderful! What a team! You guys have knocked this one out of the freaking part! I loved the food imagery, and the rhyme was inspired!
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best poem ever. Hahaha.
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