Woke up one morning and totally lost contol ,
found myself in a situation and ended up alone.
Looked about the place and grabbed my head,
oh my goodness where am I and that's not my bed.
I looked down at myself and thank God I was dressed,
and hurridly ran out of that place like a fully fueled jet.
I looked about outside and found it strange indeed,
and my car was nowhere to be seen.
I walked down the street and hailed down a cab,
and was near attacked by one of the local labs.
I stumped my toe and got away,
and then the caby turned to ask me where you going babe
He got big eyed and then began to laugh,
and I told him it wasnt funny and he replied you bet.
I told him where I needed to go,
but he turned once again and replied where's the dough.
How much will it be I asked and he stalled for a bit,
and replied 300 bucks for tht's one heck of a trip.
What do you mean it's only a few blocks away,
and he replied maybe if you were in that state but your not there today.
Shocked I was and lost to boot,
short on memory and short on lute.
I asked him then where are we now?
And he replied Canada and I said no how.
That's when I saw a ring on my finger and it all came back ,
I had just got married in a rush and that's a fact.
He told me honey are you lost and I replied not now,
Can you take me back to where you picked me up and he yelled out NOW.
Yes I replied it's just a mistake,
you see I got married last night and got lost along the way.
Tell me the caby replied do you know who you are married to?
And a shocked look came across her face it was quite a muse .
Well no but it must be good the house I left was great,
and as they pulled back up to that house she paid .
Looked about and walked back up to the front door ,
and was met by her new husband for sure.
Where have you been and why did you take off,
you near left skid marks on the carpet and jerked the doorknob off.
What's wrong baby and she began to laugh indeed,
and she looked up at him and replied oh dont mind me.
Im such a goober at times and I get turned around,
and she blushed and replied you married a clown.
He took her inside and everything was ok ,
but they have never forgotten how she ran away .
Author notes
Hope this helps to bring a smile for your friend
A contest entry
- Write Funny Poems by earthstar.
550 points, ended November 28, 2009, 16 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Congratulations on your new shiny bronze. Much deserved for such a great write.
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Hey, this is one of your best. Very good. So funny and cute. I love it. Keep writing.
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wow, what a tale this is! it was a sheer pleasure to read and made me laugh. good luck in the contest.
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Oh dear, now this was a story and a half that had me laughing. That poor girl must surely have had a great night the night before. Come to think of it, it must have been a lot more that that! Excellent rhyming and rhythm and one hell of a super tale that had me wondering right from the very beginning. The very best in the contest.
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wow this is funny I hope this has not happen to any one it is funny and a good use of humor and I think any one who reads it will laugh. I think near might be nearly spelling is something I must look up. It shows that one has a good creative mind going on. Thanks so much for writing a poem in my contest.
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CUTE!!!!
Now that would be an experience worth remembering, and I imagine getting a laugh out of in years to come.
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