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Jingle Bells From Hell

Dashing through the blood
In a rusty nails sleigh
O'er bodies we go
Laughing all the way
(ho ho ho)

Boots on red skulls ring
Making laughter bright
Oh what fun it is to ride over
Corpses entrails tonight
(Squish, squash, splat)

Jingle hell, jingle hell
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Over bodies with my sleigh
Jingle hell, jingle hell
Jingle all the way
Oh to hell we will go,
Your ticket is one way.

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  • Dmonik
    December 1, 2009

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    This is fantastic, Ame
    My kind of Christmas Carol, lol.
    As for a one way ticket to Hell... I own the place, and admission is cheap
    You made my day and brought a smile back to this grumpy face, lol

    'D' (Scott)


  • Itisivon
    November 14, 2009
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    marry me chookie...


    • Crazychook
      November 14, 2009
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      I take it that you enjoyed it then hehe. I miss youuuuuuuuuu I'll be on the next plane

      • Itisivon
        November 14, 2009
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        *blushes* i enjoyed it very much haha.. just let me know when you get here!!

        • Crazychook
          November 14, 2009
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          Hehe I'm sure you'll know by following a trail of and clucking noises

          • Itisivon
            November 14, 2009
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            hahahaha dead give away's!!!!! ;D


            • Crazychook
              November 15, 2009
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              Hehe you know it You'll probably find me clutching a bottle of whiskey in a corner somewhere


  • blueyez
    November 13, 2009

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    lol... I had to read it cuz you are so witty and this was great! I hate christmas carols but you made this funny!


  • Beautiful Vulgarity
    November 13, 2009

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    I am giggling my face. off. This is hilarious!


  • Electric Elle
    November 12, 2009

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    Hahahahaha

    I was laughing all the way through this damn I feel so evil now how much was the one way ticket?


    • Crazychook
      November 12, 2009
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      Haha if it made you feel evil reading it, what does it make me for writing it

      The one way ticket costs a soul

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