Once there was a dog named Nelly and a rat named Niles they were the best of friends, the only problem with that was Niles was bigger then Nelly so cats would be chasing Nelly instead of Niles so it was a bit odd. One day when Niles came home from getting dog food for Nelly he was devastated to find a note from Nelly that read...
Dear Niles im sorry but i must go away because im tired of people making fun of me just because im smaller then a rat, goodbye... your bestest tiny friend
Nelly
He looked everywhere for Nelly but he finally gave up so he went home ,sat on his tiny furry couch and looked at his tiny picture frame of him and Nelly then something caught his eye under all that puffy fur that Nelly had, he saw a tiny tip of a tail and realized that Nelly didn't know she wasn't a dog but she was really a mouse.
As soon as he spotted this blooper he heard a little sneeze under his little bottom he was happy to find out he was sitting on top of Nelly he quickly got a tiny razor and shaved off all of Nelly's fur and Nelly looked at her tail and for the first time ever Nelly realized she was a mouse .
Later on that day when Niles and Nelly were walking, animals all over were pointing at Niles's button and laughing, Niles looked down and discovered that while he was shaving Nelly's fur off he shaved the hair off of his little tiny bottom accidentally.
His bottom was shiny and he looked at his reflection on it all day. Nelly dropped something and when Niles bent down in front of Nelly to pick it up she screamed in a high pitched voice..
I'M BALD ?!







Auntie Mystic Soul



3 old applause
