The Next Generation

Teens today are of a different breed
Their main concern is internet speed
Staring at screens, downing caffeine drinks
Stressed at the thought of having to think
Physical activity is just for the crazy
Its way more cool to act super-lazy.

It’s too much hard work to dress with respect
Too complex to see if the size is correct
Who cares if the crotch is below the knees?
And the Calvin Klein boxers are out to be seen?
On very special days after smoking some grass
They’ll forgo the undies to show off their ass!

Because teens today have to acclimate
Since losing the ability to communicate
Social skills are a thing of the past
Somehow to meet girls they have to broadcast
So they think it’s some type of aphrodisiac
To walk around showing the top of their crack!

I can’t imagine girls find it appealing
This mating ritual of naked butts revealing
But think about what the future would bring
Once these teens start producing the next offspring
We’ll go full circle with generation ‘Z’
And revert back to apes and live in the trees!