Surgery "101"

1.)  Make sure there is only one of you-
        Check to be sure there is no one else with your first or last name.
2.) Don't up set any anyone before your surgery,
        You don't need any ill will.
3.) Take a  marker ( one of purple or blue)- then circle the place.
        Inside make an X saying this is the place.
4.) Have friend come and watch over you.
        Good friends who care- that is.
5.) Ask what each med is for.
        It is good to keep score.
6.) Keep telling them "Yes, You are my friend."
      Smile it will drive them crazy too.
7.) Have  a friend keep one set of clothes.
      So when you are ready you will have clothes.
8.) When you can eat, another friend will do.
        One who will bring the food  you love.
9.) Don't worry,  You will do well. After surgery and as you go home.
        Tell all your friends which ones you want killed. 
10. We all will  be praying for you, till you mend well.
        The ones above are sick jokes, so you don't feel so ill...mac