You've collected the lot over the years
some just plain naughty, some are sincere.
Today is the day to bring them all out,
wear them with pride around and about.
There's one from the elections back in '83,
and one that says 'Go Naked' and feel fancy free.
My favourite's the one that urges world peace,
the pin has got stuck and defies its release.
My latest addition says 'I Love Sitting'
considering I'm here I think it's real fitting!
I've brought them all out, amazed how they've grown
I'm in a new world and it's called Button Zone!
Today I'll be out and wearing them all
from 'Eat Hungry Jack's' to 'Your Dick's Too Small'
An eclectic collection throughout many years,
a few that I've got even brought me to tears.
'Save the Whale' is an old one and looks pretty worn
because I still wear it and their plight I still mourn.
Some most provocative you'll be screaming at me
but I'll be wearing the one that says 'You're Such a Banshee'
Like Lady Godiva I'll walk through the town
the men may all smile but the women will frown.
All attached to my wig like Godiva's long hair
I'll dance and I'll prance as my buttons declare.
Bring them out one and all and let's see what you've got
I bet some that you're hiding are real steamy and hot!
Join in the fun, come on jangle your wares
be prepared for the flack and some minor repairs!
Silver trophy winner
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