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Kai's Awesome Death Metal Song

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My death is dying
A pantload of hate
My bottle is empty, and so is my SOUL
Fucking your parents and a crowbar autopsy
Burn my insides and spew my organs all over your cunt
Then fuck me with a porcupine butt plug
Rape my dick with a chainsaw
Crucify my pets
And fart on my cake!
My art is amazing, and I need to be inspired to appease my dark lord and masterrrr, but I don't because I like to make people like Tyler wait in tormenting existential angst
He would steal his neighbor's credit card and buy all my art
SO I CAN GET RICH AND
FUCK his siblings, but not him, he's just a friennnnnnnndddddd cooler than all those fuckers in LOL

Slit his throat with my nails, and rip HIS SPINE OUT with my breasts
Neck lodged in my throat, my cock is pulsating with maggots death doom blood gore
I piss razors and drag my balls through the SCRAPYARD OF HATE
I swallow abortions whole, like your mother should've swallowed you
Vampires don't sparkle, Twatlight needs to necrotize and DIEEEEE
BBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
My menstrual blood is my warpaint
Stupidity is my enemy,
Ignorance a foeeeee
I'm ready for war
Prepare to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK COCK DAMN JESUS FUCKING CUNT DICK COCKSUCKING FAGGOT BITCHTITS ASSRAPE PORNOgROOVE INTERRACIAL GANGBANG GHOSTSEX BALLoONFETISH HOOKER-DROWNING COCKASS NEGROFAGGOT  LIMEWIRE YOUTUBE MYYEARBOOK MYSPACE VAMPIREFREAKS FUCKINGEMOKIDS THERE IS NO GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
JESUS CAN SUCK A COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'll steal your bloooooooooood

Cause people suck

Nom on your face

Then fuck youuuu

With

A

RAKE

AND I WON'T SEND TYLER ANY PICTURES OF SPIDERS

BECAUSE HE'S DEATHLY AFRAID OF THEM

-_o

I see you

 



 

Author notes

Best death metal song ever. Kai's going to be so jealous of my awesome poetry skills.

Kai: If this doesn't make you cum, nothing will. NOTHING.

Sweet mother of fuck, I haven't jacked off in two weeks. Time to surf the INTEARW3ABZ

:D

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  • Adamastor
    1 day ago
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    Hello again.

    Hello again, Mr-Nevers,
    Allow me to re-introduce myself to you, just in case you have forgotten due to memory loss. I am Adamastor. No need to stand up, just a salute would be adequate.
    First of all, thank you for the swift reply in which you gave me. I am glad that someone such as yourself reacts with the upmost maturity and respect, since some of the comments I have had replies on have not been so. As an impartial commentator, I have to give a truthful comment on poems. Some are good, and some are bad. Some people have replied with the upmost immature profanity. Whilst you have not.

    For that reason, and the fact that I too have been in a few British Metal bands myself, such as "Glasgow Glove Box" and "Horizontal Smile (Spooning)", I will award this fine piece of art with a score of 3. You may wish to read my previous comments via my profile for proof of this, but this is something I very rarely do, since I am new to allpoetry.

    Anyway, keep the band going.
    Bye.

    Adamastor

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    • Mr-Nevers gold member
      1 day ago
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      Just because you remind me of my brother I'll give you the salute. I like you. You have honest things to say I'll take to mind. The other people you've commented on, I can only assume they've replied with things such as 'fuck you' and 'I don't care what you think.' Thing is, if they didn't want people to criticize them they wouldn't post their poetry on a site where it's available for the public to read.

      Lol, I'm not really in a band I had a lame parody of a death metal song that a friend of mine saw, then parodied by parodying the death metal stereotype. Based off her parody, I made one of my own concerning her parody of my parody, if that makes sense.

      I have to ask this though, because I can't quite figure it out. Why is it people like this 'poem'?' I just wrote what came to mind after reading my friend's (since then deleted) poem, and people liked it. This has had the most comments out of anything I've ever written, and I personally thought it sucked.

      Going on first impressions, you seem like you know what you're talking about is why I asked. And your page says you're 28 and had/have a band so I can only guess you have experience.

      Until the future,

      - Nevers


  • DarkNinja
    November 11
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    BTW

    It is Tourettes gone SEXY!

  • DarkNinja
    November 11
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    Is it live? Or is it mutual sex?

    Beautiful lyrical of innuendos I've ever seen! Would be awesome on a crappy Casio keyboard in my room. Almost have musical conscience getting ahold of my inner workings.

    3/3 for sensual flow, +1 for the awesome name change. (Feels like a negative version of Mr. Rogers for which is awesomeness within a pertained sense.)

    For which the poem flows, it feels like a mixture of orgy and war combining within the analogy of simplicity of general life. No arguments on the improvement of the poem, it is seamless and not striving for perfection; It retains immaculate intimacy while reading.

    -Kudos for the loving goodiness, DarkNinja at your wanton loving.

    • Mr-Nevers gold member
      November 11
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      lolololol it was a response to a friends version of what a death metal song is like. I'm not a big fan of death metal, but the lyrics are fun. Basically all you need are things like 'fuck' 'rip' 'stab' 'cunt' 'rape' 'murder' and the like.

      I always like the name Mr. Nevers. I'd add a '.' in there if they'd let me.

      I'm beginning to think this is the coolest thing I've ever written, and I just put together whatever came to mind lolololololol. Within a day of me putting it up it's already had more comments than anything else I've ever written. That in itself owns.

      I'm totally going to have an ego now.

      • DarkNinja
        November 11
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        Ego my Eggo mo'fo!

        Aaaahhhh, very good perception.

        Give a studio edit and I'm all good. It gave me thought of Static-X and how they use latin root/suffix words in their songs and mention trites of exotic/sexual themes too. Yes, Metal does have a copulation with obscenities, but it's so worth the effort and utter insanity it gives off. Yes, the poem owns all... worship the gore and blood.

        Mate with it hard.

        • Mr-Nevers gold member
          November 12
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          It's times like these I wish I had a deeper voice. It's not high-pitched, but if I could nail that death metal growl they do, my life would be complete. I think I've heard like one song by Static-X, or saw a video. I think it was some kind of roller derby thing in the background. I saw the guys large hair, felt insecure about my own hair and never looked back. I got some German and Italian industrial/ebm bands though. Plus there's always Maggot Twat for those cold winter nights. Omg, and V-Mob. *_*

          • DarkNinja
            November 12
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            By the demons of fury... I bring you irony

            I love other bands and listen to them but can't remember for the life of me, but started on Slayer and Metallica and AC/DC as a kid and got hooked with Rob Zombie and Powerman 5000 in my teens and still love Drowning Pool as always.

            Wayne Static is powerful and insane of the mic. My friend threw a beer towards them and he caught it, downed it and crushed it and threw it back and kept singing. I was entranced and dumbfounded at the sheer amazement at the velocity of the moment. V-Mob for the win! Their songs can't leave my head. Maggot Twat is still new to me but, I am always singing the lyrics as I go along in my day.

            • Mr-Nevers gold member
              November 12
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              Sweet Christmas I love Metallica. I don't get why people say they've 'sold out'. People tend to use that term loosely, as long as a band has been out for over 10 or so years they've 'sold out'.

              I love Metallica. I love Korn. Slipknot (not a big fan of their new stuff). Alice in Chains. AC/DC of course. That's the stuff I listened to when I was younger, before I really got into the whole music thing. Angelspit, Adam Kult, Violentdiva, Life Cried. I like a few Slayer songs. Psyclon Nine. Prot0type. Nurzery Rhymes. A bunch of things on my iTunes. Clinical Torment, Ventana (both of which Kai showed me). Creature Feature of course. Got the KMK, Hed PE, still got love for some ICP songs but I wouldn't say I was with that 'juggalo' subculture. I even love Django Reinhardt, those jazzy arthouse type of things, I love them. I'm not really into Beethoven, Bach and whoever else you can think of. But there's some piano pieces that are just awesome. I'd have to say my favorite piece is the Cohen's Masterpiece from Bioshock.

              I also like the song at the end of Trick r' Treat. It's bitchin'.

              Rob Zombie and Powerman 5000 of course. A lot of these bands I didn't know the names of when I first heard them.


  • Astrid gold member
    November 9

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    ♥ ♥ ♥

    • Mr-Nevers gold member
      November 9
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      And yes, for the Kai I'll keep it up. I didn't expect people to like it, but they do. Win in my opinion.

      And yes, je t'aime aussi. *hearts*

    • Mr-Nevers gold member
      November 9
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      Best death metal song ever.
      The period blood thing was partially inspired by some strange New Age book my mom had bought a few years back. I always wondered what was inside of it and one of these so-called 'spells' is rubbing menstrual blood on one's door knob/door handle and that's supposed to keep strangers from entering your house. I mean, that'd just be common sense. Unless someone's into that sort of thing, like the cake farts. There's some strange, strange things on the internet.

  • Astrid gold member
    November 9
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    LOL.


    LOL.


    LAWLZ!!!!

    "My menstrual blood is my warpaint"

    YES, YES IT IS. FUCKING HOLY SHIT FUCK. I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD READING SOMETHING.



    I LOVE YOU, TYLER.


    Thank youuuu! It's so beautiful.
    Keep it up here, plz.

    Is masterwerkart.

    ♥


    Ｏ( ≧∇≦ )Ｏ


  • Oh.My.Juliet
    November 9

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    Wow, this is raw. I admire your work, thanks for sharing!

    x


  • Progandother
    November 9

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    You just made me ejaculate for 20 minutes!!!

    But in my personal opinion I think when you made the modulation to the Half Diminished version of the Chord Asus 6 you should have performed a phrygian cadence to flatten the fourth and make an easier 6/4 5/3 suspension to the supertonic major.

    But the guitar solo was a fret wanker's wet dream.


  • Naridill gold member
    November 9

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    As Sara should have said.

    This is -     the shiz!

    I am head banging my brains out.
    Watch them     SPLATTER!!!!~ ARGHHHHHHHHHH~!


  • Mango Memories gold member
    November 9

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    And fart on my cake! ???

     

     

     

    PSML?!

     

     

    im going to feature this because i couldnt stop laughing.

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