I'd buy one that could
fly us to the moon
So we could break through
the atmosphere of normalcy
Irritation, responsibility and repetition
I'd let it be red
and black
because even though it could fly
it would be an unacceptable bike otherwise
even though it would be your gift
it would be mine as well
because you have no idea
how sexy you are operating any kind of vehicle
A motorcycle
A car
A moped
A bike
A scooter
A skateboard
A pogo stick
Me...
They all make me wet
Because you handle them so well
And when we get to our moon estate
I will decorate our Christmas tree and birthday cakes
with stars
because when you live in space
Candles, fire, and lightbulbs are lame
And I realize that the moon is freezing cold
and i will use this as an excuse
to cuddle you endlessly
Which will ensure that we will love each other always
because when you live on a planet or moon
with a population of two
and the other person
is your main source of warmth
you tend to like eachother
good thing I love you already


