Gay Card

Please pull over at the next gay bar
and put your hands up
So that I can cuff you to the nearest
stripper pole
and take away
your gay card
for thinking
for even a moment
that
Perez Hilton
could ever
possibly
be even
considered
any kind of
gay advocate
or leader of any kind
and for that matter,
any version of a
respectable
human being

You're lucky
I don't arrest you
for thinking
that a lesbian
with a guitar
is automatically
educated and worthy
of representing
my rights

I'm so sick
of bullshit celebrities
trying to exploit
my movement