The Platnum hood chapter 2

Chapter 2-

(4 hours later)

Sam- uhhh jess I think were lost

Jess- oh stop, well jus ask those people over there .

*points to a group of thugs standing around a dark ally*

Sam- ummmmmmm *gulps* them? *she squeaked*

Jess- yes them *she said stopping the car getting out*

Sam- *grabs her arm* does sudden death cross your mind when you look at them?!

Jess- ummm, *thinks* nope nothing in my noggin!

Sam- UGH! please don’t do this we’re too young to die!

Jess- oh stop, nothing bad will happen!

*the thugs look at them*

Sam- I think my heart jus stopped

Jess- oh I know……that black guys uuuuuuuuuuugly!

Sam- JJJJJ…Jess don’t leave me! 

Jess- I’ll be back don’t worry…unless you want to be all alone in the car.

Sam- WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!! *leaps across seat and gets out. her foot becomes tangled in the seatbelt and she falls to the ground* Ahh my foot! *tries to get it untangled* I’m stuck!

Jess- *sighed and goes to grab her foot and yanks. She gets her foot free and jess goes falling back into a puddle* THAT BETTER BE WATER!!!!!!! *gets up* my tushies wet!...*sighs* I need a hug

Sam- *gets up after falling face first on the ground* I need a potty

*they both walk slowly over to the thugs slightly scared*

Jess-  *taps a guy on the shoulder* excuse me Mr. tall scary thuggish person….

*the thug turns and looks at them*

Jess- ummmm do you think you could tell us where Melrose is?

Thug 1- yo look at these white girls think they all that jus cuz they stepped into gang territory!

Sam- DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOUR MOTHER! *she says hiding behind Jess*

Jess- *elbows her gently* ummm what we mean is…we’re jus lost

Thug 1-  *snarled at them*

Sam- HOLY HELL!  GET ME THE BUNNY OUT OF HERE! *turns to run*

Jess- *grabs her* no! we need directions and ill be bunny if we’ll leave with out them!

*the thungs look at eachother slightly shocked *

Thug 2- did she jus say bunny?

Thug 3- dat shit is wack!

Thug 1- get them!

Both- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *they run out of the ally screaming*

Sammy- *leaps in the car hitting her head against the window as jess gets in and takes off*

*they take off in the car leaving the angry thugs behind*

Sam- *looks at her pants* lets call this a code yellow because I just piddled myself!

Jess- *speeding off* I need a potty now

Sam- I need to change my pants!

*4 blocks away she pulls to a park and gets out*

Jess- you can change here *she laughed a little*

Sam- I jus ruin 900 dollar pants!

Jess- me too don’t worry,

Sam- where the heck is our new house?!

Jess- ummmm *looks away*

Sam- you lost the directions didn’t you?

Jess- nooooooooo, I jus unfortunately dropped it back there when they chased us

Sam- JESS!!!!!!!!!!

Jess- what I panicked! you panicked too!!!

Sam- *gapsed* I DID NO SUCH THING!

Jess- oh yeah that’s why you peed yourself

Sam- it was cold out!

Jess- righttttt

Sam- we need a map

*they look around the park and spots one*

both- I SEE ONE!!!!!

Sam- *Hides behind a tree looking around three times and then leaps behind a bush and hums the theme song of James Bond.*

Jess- *whispered* pssst! stop playing around!

Sam- fine! *runs up to the couple grabbing the map and run to the car closing the door* GO GO GO!!!!! *the car speeds off*