Out for a ride on my old paint,
Checking the sights,
For all those who cain't.
Saw dog wearing boots.
Yes that was a hoot.
Come on paint let's scoot.
Them come a goat I read ,
He had an extra head.
This means two mouths to feed.
A man with a bath tub in his car.
You can't stand up in your tub.
Things never seen what they are.
You never know what will show up next.
Reading all the signs,
Will pull your bluff, this makes driving a hex.
Well don't this beat all, look there mercy-me,
An extended chassis on a horse.
No horse, he had real cos-medic surgery.
Slow down horse, not to fret.
I really like you the way you are.
I 'm not that desperate yet.
"Want to change the color of your hide, Paint?"
Author notes
M.cheadle--mac
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh My Butt Off # 5 . by Ez Writer.
1000 points, ended November 8, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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I'd like that two headed goat - never seen the beat of it! Love the title here and all the extras.
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Lol / Thank you for entering ! A wonderful fun
poem , brought a smile to my day ... Easy
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