I seen it with my own two eyes
Right there under bright blue skies
I thought I’d lost my mind right then
I had to stop and look again
Took off my hat and scratched my head
I wondered how that thing was bred
Maybe they stretched it with a truck
I had to say my brain was stuck
An optical illusion, it had to be
Or a terrible trick being played on me
I couldn’t believe that thing was real
So I walked over to have a feel
I dang near jumped when I touched its hide
Then kids ran up for a crazy ride
I’ll tell this story again and again
About the one horse limo that seated ten











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