to find you serenity solutions,
surfed far and wide through countless sites
so I could help you reach
that final frontier of exquisite bliss.
Now epiphany came from many sources,
one sage said contemplating your navel
was the path to happiness,
he did suggestion you remove that orange peel
and watch out for juices,
which might squirt you in the eye
as it might really might sting,
but once you removed it
then stood on your head
in a bucket of Jello
all would be such harmony.
Oh I even found for you
this web page that possessed
the secrets of the universe,
why they can even help you live forever,
but it got a tad muddle on how,
got confused after reading the part
about having your name
stenciled on a parking space
used for a time share condominium.
At last I discovered the perfect location
where true wisdom abounded
by a man known for advice
every mother will always seek
when in quest of child guidance
with the name of, Spock.
I think his insights can help us all
learn the ways of finding inner peace.
OOPS, wrong Spock,
um, just do the best you can.
Adding your comment:
Your humour is just wonderful! Best wishes with this.
