1.Accidents don't exist
Everything is on purpose
And someone else's fault
Only you can do something accidentally
2.Jokes about you are NEVER funny
Whether they meant it or not
They can't say that about you
But you can say it about them
3.Apologies mean nothing
They shouldn't do anything
That will need apologizing
If they claim 'accident' see rule 1
4.You want it, you get it
Do whatever it takes
To get what you want
No matter how annoying you seem
5.React strongly
Everyone should know exactly how you feel
And if you are not happy
Do something to change it
6.You are THE most important person in the room
Everyone MUST stop what they are doing
No matter how important
And answer your questions and cater to your needs
7.The rules don't apply to you
Don't concern yourself
With how others are affected
You are Queen and can do what you want
8.^ see rule 7 ^
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
Well written and best of luck to you in the contest... Scott 
