elephant bar

so you're into the nineties
and you've got no time to spare
all the people are dancing
with nothing to wear

all the girls are so groovy
and the boys are so nice
you can get really lucky
and make some noise tonight

everybody's jumping
and the beat is really thumping
get down to some humping
yeah
that would be nice

it's at the elephant bar

never goes too far

and if you come alone

then we'll walk you home

so you're into your nineties
and you've got your despair
and you feel like dancing
without any hair

all the girls are so groovy
and they all look like boys
you can bet your granddaughter
is out here making some noise

every body's humping
get down on some thumping
mickie's nice for bumping
yeah
he's not so nice

we're at the elephant bar

we always take it too far

and if you don't come alone

then we'll stalk you both home

eve-ry one has voice
but the people have no choice
come and make a little noise
with that grandmother there
she took off her hair

it's the elephant bar

we take it too far

so don't come alone

or you'll never come home