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Guaraná




Me dê um copo de guaraná bem gelado
o melhor refrigerante do mundo, que faz
xerez e MOXIE parecer pipi de gato.
Irresistível você vai ver quando provar, e mais:
esquecer o tal de 'gentian root' extracto!




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xerez = jerez = sherry - kind of Spanish wine

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  • whitecoffee
    5 hours ago
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    Hee! I know Spainsh, so this was somewhat easy to understand...pipi de gato! lol I actually enjoyed reading it, even though I dont get it all..thank you for the discovery!


  • catz Moderators member
    November 9

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    It gives a cup to me of guaraná frozen well optimum cooling of the world, that makes sherry and MOXIE to seem peepee of cat. Irresistible you go to see when to prove, and more: to forget the such ' gentian root' trade bill!

    Ummm... bet ya didn't know I could speak Portuguese, did ya... Huh, Huh
    Dee


  • PyroMom
    November 8

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    Did you know that this was in Portuguese? Did you know that the Portuguese speaking people on AP is about 0.5%? Where as English is 99.4% You can look that up on Wikpedia where everything is factual....

    I couldn't read it, not because it was in Portuguese but because mother always told me to pay no attention to lies.

    I have to go. I have to feed the kids and go down town to set something ablaze...the importers of Guarana.

    Long live Moxie.


  • bigperm gold member
    November 7

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    Can you even drink pure Guarana?

    That must be like smoking crack.lol
    I'll drink the Moxie and save the sherry for cooking thank you. I think I could swim home from Brazil if I drank your Guarana straight .

  • Yemassee gold member
    November 6

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    Ah what you have written here is your confession note. I shall call for an investigation into whether this amounts to high treason! Besmirching the very soft drink for which you are an officer in it's group...I am shocked, no hurt, no, aghast that you could think such a thing!

    One thing in defense. Moxie is Maine's official state drink, beat that.

    I have a special place in my well for crimes like yours!!!!

    • Canto-Brasileiro
      November 7
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      Guaraná Antartica, Brahma, Skol, Kuat, Taí, Convenção. Exported to Europe and USA..nah, doesn't need to be the Moose State official drink


  • Peteskid gold member
    November 6

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    I think i recognize that cat, last seen flying over a tree, i think...this is very funny, yes there are preferences and priorities in life...indeed!...h

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