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Two Dogs

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Two dogs deposit tons of poop

That I am privileged to scoop.

My wife is out there scooping too,

A ton for me, a ton for you.

Each day we do the same routine,

Our job to keep the back yard clean.

The leaves hide piles that we don’t see,

Our curse upon that giant tree.

Watch where you step, we missed a few,

And if you sense a sudden phew,

You’ve done it now, please clean your shoe,

Two dogs can poop a lot it’s true.

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We have two dogs - big dogs

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  • ozma
    November 13
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    Cute...sort of

    Have to say, I am not a fan of poetry about poop. That said, it's true that we write about what we know. And you always do do it well!


  • iolopalwsa
    November 13
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    Woof !

    tis true, all too true... a great poem - it made me smile !


  • sinfull
    November 10
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    hahaha
    well let me tell you something true
    my two small dogs poop that much too
    and they hold grudges this I swear
    they hide that small poop everywhere
    if I don't let them in my bed
    I wake up with a poo-bed-head
    and when the ice is thick outside
    and it's too cold for their thin hide
    they decorate the rug for me
    and leave a poo by my TV !

    (did I really just ...hahaha fun)


  • AngelOfDespair
    November 10
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    lol this is very good (: haha


  • Claireabelle-
    November 9
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    ewwwwwww haha


  • M.A.King
    November 6

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    What a delight! Enjoyed this especially since I know the feeling. I also have two big dogs (labs) and yes, they can surely do a job to the back yard. Made me smile.


  • Lysithea
    November 6

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    Lmao.. this def was quite amusing... Of course all us fellow animal (especially dog) lovers understand where you're comin' from. I mean.. small yard + Cheyenne is horrible.

    hahaha.

    Lovely, as usual! xoxo

  • Purrsanthema
    November 6
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    Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Veronica Leigh
    November 6

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    lol wow. interesting topic, but good job. pretty funny stuff. give jakers and zoe a kiss for me

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