Daylight savings time is a total farce you see,
its for those who like control indeed.
For those boys who have nothing better to do ,
then play tennis after work wearing those funny little shoes.
Wy us rednecks didnt matter what time of day it was,
we could play tennis daylight or dark didnt matter to us.
Why go changing the time around when most people show up late,
its not like they were ever on time anyways.
Look at our government getting paid every day,
yet only show up maybe once a month thats only to draw their pay.
What difference does it make if its this time or that,
they only go where the money is flowing and thats a fact .
You see most rednecks dont own no watch,
we go by the sun and it keeps us on top.
For when its daylight we get up,
when it gets dark we stop.
A no brainer if you ask me,
and after a hard days work who feels like palying indeed.
Just leave it alone for I thought you knew,
time is still time no matter what you do.
Get out of the bars at night and see,
you wont have to change the time indeed.
I get a mighty tired getting up an hour early cause of you ,
just so you can pacify your silly muse.
Author notes
Makes a person want to call all those people who sets the time back every day oh around twelve and say it is now 11 oclock just checking to see if your clocks are set right hahahahhahaha
A contest entry
- Contest(daylight savings time) by Stickboy.
1050 points, ended November 8, 5 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Excellent
Very funny and so creative. What a cute and clever write. Best of luck in the contest
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"Just leave it alone for I thought you knew,
time is still time no matter what you do. "
Patty you had me rolling with this poem and especially these lines. Best wishes in the contest dear friend.
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hee hee loved this, thanks for the laugh, thanks for entering best of luck in the contest
Sean
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