"Mirror, mirror on the wall...
am I the most cutest grandma of all?"
"Oh pllllleeeeasssseee, lady; let's get real!"
"Your hair's getting gray, you fart in your sleep;
c'mon Grandma..face it, you have zero sex appeal!"
"Your support hose have fallen down to your knees;
your boobs aren't even where THEY'RE supposed to be!"
"You reek of Ben-Gay (what a disgusting smell!)"
"Face it, lady; you look like hell!"
“Mirror, mirror on the wall...
how dare you talk to me this way
you self-righteous, evil demonic freak!”
"Horrendous lies you utter! What nonsense you speak!"
"Older men find me cute and sexy; for me, they do fall!"
"We party all night getting drunk on Geritol"
"They love a little dab of mothball behind my ear"
"And I know what they want when their canes stand at attention;
yes, they're intentions are very clear"
"With all due respect, you stupid glass on the wall;
I AM the cutest, sexiest grandma of all!"
Author notes
Prompt: “Mirror, mirror on the wall...
how dare you depress me even more by talking to me this way
you self-righteous, evil demonic freak!”
by David Hall aka Poetic-Theorem
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VERY CUTE!!!
We sure do change our outlook on many things as we get older.
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this is very funny i like it
it brought a smile to my face and a laugh to me
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OMG I almost peed my pants reading this! You are for sure the funniest grandma I ever met.! Pat yourself on the back for this one. So silly and funny and to talk of ones self in humor takes a strong ego. I will be laughing about this one all day long. Hope you don't mind me telling all about this one. Gonna spread this round the world. You did what you wanted, creating such a lite but hillarious write. A winner no doubt. WTD
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Reflection
sometimes lets us see what we want! The mirror is wrong, you are a sexy grandmaw!!! My wife use to be a 36d now shes a 42long!!This is a silly write! Bubba
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Sissy, this is truly silly and it must have been so much fun for you to write. I hope it brought a smile to David. You are the Grandma........
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hahaha and you are the cutest sexiest grandmas of all i love this Sandy you out did your self here honey .. I had a good laugh keep going girl you rocked this one out of the ball park love.. hugs always
always love awesome Angel♥
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Truely wonderful wit..Your sense of humor is inviting.Your word expression is outstanding..You brought a smile to my face, from start to finish..I loved it, Nana
John
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YASB..excellent penning..very funny
These words are profoundly true...
"With all due respect, you stupid glass on the wall;
I AM the cutest, sexiest grandma of all!""
You are so witty
One ove many reasons I luvsssss ya David
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Precious~~~~
OMG this is priceless 
Ooooooooooooh You go on Sis!!
What happened...did the contest close before You posted?
Excellent take on the prompt~
Brilliant Humor~ You had me laughing to the point
my drinky shooting out my nose
You are too much
Love this!!
Keep that quill dancing Hot Stuff
Thank You for sharing Your Voice
Best wishes in all You do~
with love & light~ Desire~*~
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