Geez im horney tonight
Got a loaded pen
But no one on which to write
I looked up porn
Until my credit was gone
Damn I need it now
Rang my usual tart
But some other dude has won her heart
So I gave it a bit of a stroke
No joke just could get it to start
My balls are busting there so full
Tried rubbing up against the wall
That didnt help me at all
All i got was gravel rash on my testicles
My blow up doll well she went flat
The dog moved outside with the cats
My neibours wife ran inside
If I keep pulling it Ill go blind
I guess I will have to wait a while
But this ache is sending me off the dial
I sure hope soon I get relieved
But you had bettter believe .. I NEED IT NOW
Author notes
CYBER LOVE IS SOOOOO FRUSTRATING and the dog thig was purley for the contest no truth in it wot so ever but gee thats a pretty kitty
In a list
A contest entry
- Sexually Frustrated, Hmmm!!! by Poetryintheblood.
900 points, ended November 8, 15 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LMAO! This is so funny and creative! Great flow and rhyme! I heard you will go blind and have hairy palms!! You truly portray the yearning! Good luck in the contest!
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soory i couldnt read your comment lol and i wore the hair off the palms i was like a gorilla bless you petal xo glenn love and light your way xo
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c'mon now darling .. It can't be that bad!!
This let me laughing seriously hard..
What has gotten into you??
Sexually frustrasted is beyond words in this piece..
And just what did you do too your blow up doll?
poor sally mae you put a hurting on her. and
geez no wonder the dog moved outside..
omg what a laugh i got from this!!
I love you sweetheart!
Your wifey,
Mandi
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babes its your fault you get me all excited then go have puppies leave me with a mungrel dog with a bone of me own and no one to share it ith so you better do your job and cop it sweet lol love you hun xo now git it into ya hubby glenn xo
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OMG! LMAO. This was too funny and so cute. You really got the point across to us . Thank you for starting my day out humorous.
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cheers Brook glad you unlike the people who know me took this as humour all the rest actually believe its true but we know different anyway off to church now .. im a priest u see lol might as well be anyway bless you indeed
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LMAO now this,
was priceless. Author notes made
me laugh out loud
damn it to being horny
Good luck
<3 Tory
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sometimes i just get a tad excited when i should be playing nice lol cheers hun hope you are getting your fill xo
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Lol
Glenn down in the local Walmart they are no selling two Judy dools for the price of one. I bought four. One very hairy. But what the hell. AP ladies they don't care. Us poor souls. I laughed my ass off with this one.
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bob i bought one for 50 bucks and it went flat so i took ot back said dude i bought this yesterday for 50 and it went down on me straight away , he said if i knew it was gunna go down i wouldve charged a 100 cheers mate
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lmao!!! what a funny piece! Great job
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oh well if you cant beat em staple em i say lol xo
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you're a mess.
love,
jin
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A mess hey well dear Jinny its hard being me , ive hired my own security to keep the girlsa at bay coz as you know im a brad pitt look a like well brads gran pop and the nanas in the nursing home are all over me like a rash of the measels so really theres no drought cheers babe xo
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RLMAO
damn bro.! l.o.l. you really painted the picture of needing it bad..REALLY GOOD! l.o.l.
gosh i got a this neighbor who for ..l.o.l. j.k.!! this was seriously funny dude, loved it..good luck in the contest!
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of course its not true bro i get more than i can handle i have a number system happening with sundays as day offf lol i wish cheers appreciate your support always glenno
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LOL you are going to go blind that is what me grandma said hun LOl you are so rotten ...Hugs always Angel♥
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yes Sweet Angel i need help i know im bad nasty boy with serious problems lol bles you hope your eyes didnt burn mwaa xo gleen
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Help I cant see Hun feeling for the light hahah♥
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heres the light switch angel haha tricked ya they dont make them that shape do they oh well while ya there
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Hilarious!
I was a little apprehensive about reading this when I saw the pic of your dog....lol.
However I read it anyway and LOVED it!
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lol omg its a shocker and im very naughty but if i can get a larf then its all good hey are u free after work lol joking bless ya will drop by and read you too cheers glenn
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Lmaoooooooo, oh my goodness this is brilliant, I love it, and yes I agree cyber love is frustrating, nothing better than real skin
this was awesome, thank you so much for writing for my contest, good luck, Josie
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cheers sweety just had to write something coz geez my sack fuller than santas on xmas eve lol glad you got a larf at least ill be back to read the others i reckon thiswill be hilarious ill spead the word glenn x
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