It had a head of gigantic size
And a pair of googly-green eyes
Blobs of drool dripped beneath
It’s long and sharp teeth
Normally this monster terrifies!
But this beast I have to confess
Liked to pretend he was a princess
He looked as cute as bunny
And so ugly but funny
Wearing a fluffy and pink silken dress!
He danced and twirled on the tips of his toes
With a finger stuck way up his nose
He leapt in the air
Fell on his derriere
Exposing his furry pantyhose!
The monster laughed at his own mistake
So hard that he got a bellyache
He got up and grooved
And for his final cool move
He bent over and made his butt shake!
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Comments
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This is funny!
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very funny and cute!!! my son loved the last line!! anything with butt in it makes kids laugh haha.
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