This Is War

Her side, my side
Uncivil splitting apart
She got the towels
I got the suits
We fought over the table
So we cut it in half
Each one taunting the other
All the way out the door

We would have fought over friends
But they all chose her side

Fuck them

Who cares

And who needs them?

She can have the jerks
I really don't care

Oh, there went my best friend
Blowing out the window
Like he was swept out by a tornado

Thanks a lot

I'll take her picture and throw darts at it
Not much else I can do
She took the house
She took the car
She took every last one of my friends
Now they're all sending hate mail

Man, I love you guys to

But that wasn't good enough for her
She couldn't just trash my life and get out
No, she hung around

Anytime I try and make a friend
Anytime I try and move on
Anytime I might just be happy again
She comes in with her friends

Well hello baby, I see you look well
Better than that restraining order you just killed
But those sorts of things never did stop you

With bitter words I stare at this photograph
Each one stabbing like a knife

We were perfect
You just try and take that to the bank
Because as far as I'm concerned
This is war

Whoever falls on her side
Is almost dead to me