When I was born, I was so ugly
The doctor slapped my mother
There's not enough bubbly
To protect me from being smothered
Hell, my mother used to feed me
With a sling shot from across the room
She would paperbag me with glee
If I was seen in public, I'd be thrown in a tomb
I could tell my parents hated my ass
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
And my bed made of broken glass
Took me to carnivals, where I was the show
My life story should tell you why I'm at this photo shoot
They asked me to be a poster boy for birth control
I'm born ugly and with no respect, like a damn boot
I've accepted I can never hook up with a hole or a pole
Author notes
I love Rodney Dangerfield, I used the following quotes:
-When I was born, I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother.
-I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
-I could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-One year I was asked to be in a photo shoot...for birth control
A contest entry
- ~ * let Rodney Dangerfield tickle your muse * ~ by Poetic-Theorem.
900 points, ended November 7, 6 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Brilliant penning! LMAO!!!
Your poem was a twist in my contest for you combined several of Dangerfield's awesome quotes and created an entirely new fine piece.
Very Well Done! Write On! Wish you the best in the contest,,David
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Thanks for your words, man. I really enjoyed the contest.
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i like this
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Thanks.
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