Redneck wedding,
with pig-roast to follow.
R.S.V.P. should be sent
to middle of nowhere,
Michigan;
don't forget the cake.
My lungs are angry,
and I just stabbed the damn cake
with the spatula I use to ice it;
it was bulging, un-even,
and pissing me off.
I keep blowing my nose, washing
hands throbbing from the squeeze
of piping bags,
and now I've got a cough
to go with that cake.
Two more days to complete
a four tier ticking me off center-piece
that will get sliced, eaten,
and forgotten;
as will the fact that I made it
for free, and sick as a dog.
A contest entry
- Prompt For You #4 by Jeremy0826.
1900 points, ended November 25, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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It's a drag to be sick especially when you are at work.
Sorry that you are under the weather at the moment,
and I hope that you feel better very soon! Thanks for
this wonderful entry here, I really appreciate it!
I wish you all the best in my contest!
Jeremy0826 -
Two more days to complete
a four tier ticking me off center-piece
that will get sliced, eaten,
and forgotten;
love this poem, so honest and the ending made me chuckle, hope you feel better though! >.<
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don't take your anger out on the cake!!! 
hope things are well with you 
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you're a better person than me. lol.
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Awwwww
You need a BUNCH of huggers!
I hope you feel better soon, hon and best of luck in this contest! -
This was entertaining
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Damn icing! I am sure it will be perfect hun
C
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I am so SICK! My tummy feels UCKY! Make me better! LOL
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Awww I wish I could hun, damn winter/fall flu bugs are the pits...sending lots of good thoughts your way
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My lungs are angry,
and I just stabbed the damn cake
with the spatula I use to ice it;
This is SO cool! I really love your tone!
Good luck!!
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