What kind of species
Produces the faeces
That festers a stain
Then crawls down the drain?
If only we knew
By the stench of its poo
Whether mammal or bird
Could excrete such a turd.
Using scientist's tools
We'll examine the stools.
Wearing gloves as protection
We'll probe the dejection.
How will we find out
From which ass it came out
If we poke some manure
And discuss an ordure?
I'd rather be dying
Than identifying
The fetid culprit
Of this unsightly shit!
Dispose of the crap
And cry out "That's a wrap!"
How low can we stoop?
We're studying poop!
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