I understand how valuable your time.
Thank you for your prompt response.
An important decision has occurred.
This decision will affect your future.
Your future employment with this firm.
It is with deep regret we advise;
Domaine of Hell you are fired,
terminated, services no longer required.
A thorough review was conducted
-and -sadly despite your vast resources.
It became evident the gross net profit
margins-were- disastrous-unacceptable.
We do applaud you for your wretched
tools ; The Claws of Hell.
Including the Download Software;
Blame and Shame. Genius idea!
Applause-Applause-Applause
Truly time management effective.
I must confess, (I too) will miss
those lovely pity parties that ensued.
However, never, ever
did we foresee;
self-tortures cost.
The depth, despair,
ingested alcohol
and drug infested
remedies.
The ledgers
of accountability reveal
a significant de-crease;
Creativity
Intelligence
Compassion
Understanding
(Sexual Performance)
Dear Domaine of Hell;
you’re long-term costs
are profoundly damaging.
Too high, morbidly stiff
a price for this firm
to consider, invest and pay.
It is my- responsibility
to advise you:
You are fired
terminated, services;
-No- longer-deemed required.
Please be sure to take
your assistants:
Mr. Bullshit and Ms.Pain-in-Ass
with you too.
Disregard your office keys,
we’re presently changing-
the locks-immediately-ASAP.
That is all. Good Day.
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
We do all the work, they get all the credit and money! 
