Not just now
My little nipper
Mummy’s reading
A bodice ripper
About a woman
And the moon
Can’t put it down
This Mills and Boon
Daddy’s here
There is no plate
To put on food
That will be late
Why does she read?
Those awful books
What don’t I see?
Why don’t you cook?
Go and get
Yourself a shower
Dinner’s here
Just half an hour
Now she’s a woman
And takes the lead
From them silly
Books she reads
A bodice ripped
An ego pleased
I think I may
Have spoke too soon
About your silly
Mills and Boon
