I Glued My Eyebrows Together

I GLUED MY EYEBROWS TOGETHER


There are people who seek adventure,
And I am most certainly one.
So, I glued my eyebrows together
Just to see if it could be done.

It did not require much foresight,
And was not on my schedule at all.
I had discovered some glue,
And in a moment or two
I'd rolled my eyebrows into a ball.

At first there wasn't much difference.
It didn't cause  much discomfort or pain.
There was a brief slouch, then a prominent ouch
That bounced off the tip of my brain.

I must have looked rather foolish,
Althought there was nothing to see.
You'd have thought I had popcicle ear lobes
With the way they were staring at me.

It curled the cue of my forehead.
It even wrinkled the bridge of my nose.
So, don't glue your eyebrows together.
Just take it from someone who knows.