I ate a parking ticket,
not too tasty,
tasted like paper a bit,
it was really pasty.
No possession,
No paying for my crime,
imagine the cops expression,
to know I never paid a dime.
Much too much curiosity,
eagerly rushing to the station,
blurting out my crime with great pomposity,
alas they laugh to my degradation.
That day I became quite aware,
other records kept remained,
I suffered more embarrassment than a man can bear,
and it left my record permanently stained.
