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A case of the shits

That chinese food has given me a case of the shits.
I'm going to the bathroom over and over and I'm about to have a fit.
I've used 17 rolls of tissue because it's coming out so fast.
If I don't quit soon, I'll have to stick a plug up my ass.

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This is a fictional poem.

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