So I told her I was fed up with her surly,
immature and squirrelish behavior.
"Can you believe she asked ME to leave?"
'Just a bit lower on the spine there, please.'
Well I certainly put her in her place.
I told her she had a fuzzy ferret's face.
And she said "You're nuts, you know!"
' Ah, left shoulder, just a little below.
That's it… ahhhhh perfectly done.
Of all my masseuse's you are the one.'
This all has me terribly distressed.
I provided her with a wonderful nest.
She didn't believe me, but I would never cheat.
'Just a minute, I believe I've lost my sheet.
No sheet you say? You charge how much?
For a half hour it's a hundred bucks!'
Now you've done it, I'm stressed again.
You're not THAT good. Are you insane?'
I've lost the wife and now you've betrayed.
I'm fed up and you won't be getting payed!"
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh My Butt Off #2 by Ez Writer.
2000 points, ended November 3, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Cool...
Fun, funny & made me smile...
Smooth flowing narrative with great rhyme, wonderful imagery & fun humour...
Keep up the good work...
Well done!!!
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Haha a wonderfully humourous poem
Love how you took the both sides of the convo. That was very clever
Congratulations on your trophy
Gaylene
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Very funny take on picture prompt !
Thank you for entering .. Easy
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Thanks for the bronze. The pic was hysterical
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such a
lighthearted and enjoyable poem. Made me smile.
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