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Electric Diagnosis

I just spilled water all over the paper.
It was electric, my cancer flamed into dance, and I had a huge attack of, "Oh my fucking God!"
My elevator went erratic, and my hearing turned purple.
Nothing made sense, and my voice couldn't relax.
The monkey in my vision started to plunge glass through the soiled and stained diaper I've glued over my emotions,
and everything became quite.........stinky.


He wanted a mango, told me he'd stop if I could get him one. But it isn't that time of year, and soon, I failed to dodge his attempts to chip my diamond heart away with his word laced swords.

The monkey told them to diagnose me with Paranoid Teen Disease.

And so I find myself, arms tied around my waste, locked in this cotton encased gallery.
I'm having to urinate on the walls to create art, and scratch through the concrete to write my passion.

Author notes

OPTION #4 Random Word Bank

1. Stinky
2. Paper
3. Water
4. Electric
5. Dance
6. Attack
7. Relax
8. Glass
9. Mango
10. Purple
11. Year
12. diaper
13. Monkey
14. Diagnose
15. Elevator
16. Dodge
17. Diamond
18. Gallery
19. Swords
20. Plunge

Man, oh, man is this sucky. Not to mention random and wierd. But hey, I felt like being random and weird today! I gave it a bit of a twist, and I hope it makes sense. If it doesn't, just ask meh!

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  • Thank you, thank you.
    -bows-


  • nous. gold member
    November 3
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    haha omfg ivy, you're right it is random, hilarious though. wow. lmao..
    nice job with the word bank=p


  • Umi Juvariel
    November 3

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    This made me laugh so hard! Don't tell yourself nor let anyone else tell you it sucks! This was hilarious! I need a freakin' pill that lets me calm down after this! Great write and thank you so much for making my day better!