In a recent interview for “Modern Canary Life,” Juanita and Madge Yellowfeather, technology trendsetters within our community, commented on their latest innovation – art deco lighting designed with personal canary health in mind.
Juanita Yellowfeather revealed in our interview, “Madge is getting on in years, you know, and arthritis was taking its toll. We were about to re-decorate the mansion anyway. So why not multi-task and make dual purpose devices—lighting in a design that perfectly heats the aging canary body. We’ve done extensive testing and find it works very well, particularly in heating those sensitive nether regions.”
Gloria and Herbert Shortwing, visitors to the Yellowfeather mansion, are pictured above with the two sisters trying out the new devices. “Amazingly effective,” Herbert commented, “We’re asking the Yellowfeather sisters to use our house as a beta test site.”
Testing is expected to complete in the next month. The lighting/body warmer devices are tentatively planned for release in early December. The Yellowfeather sisters have not revealed anticipated pricing but are hinting they will structure it to conform to their philanthropic commitment. “There are so many canaries out there so much less fortunate than us who desperately need such a device for the coming winter months,” Madge concluded.
A contest entry
- Contest #413 - Funny Picture Prompt by AliceinPoetryLand.
1000 points, ended November 8, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is Great! I love the names, and the whole thing! Congratulations on your win.
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Good Grief, you should write for your local paper! LOL Congrats!
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Thank you VERY much!!
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Love it
So funny! A true gem of a poem!. Thanks you so much for your entry
Gaylene
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Now this???
Is freaking funny poet.
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i just love this, smiling and chuckling all the way through. wonderful!!
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