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What A Goober

Ever  have  one  of those  days,
where  your  brain goes  on  hold.
Times  where  you  look for  something,
and  like  your telephone.

Talking  away  to  your  sister,
and freting its  lost for good.
then she  tells  you 
your  talking  on  it
shoog.

What  a goober I  won the  trophy  for  the  day,
a  blue  ribbon idiot  so  openly  displayed.
We laughed  and  laughed  but what the  heck,
Im only  human  and  we  humans  make  mistakes  you  bet.

Often  I  live  in Gooberville,
its  not  a disease  and  you  dont  get  it  from a pill.
Your  mind  goes  on pause you  know  niot  why ,
but once  you  come  too again you  laugh  till you  cry.

Ever  be  in a hurry  and  hunting  for  your  glasses like  mad ,
cant  find  them  untill you  run  into  another and  they  bein  to laugh.
Hey  sis  you  got  them  on  they  say,
well  I laugh  and  tell her  its gonna  be  another  goober  day.



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Life is fun so laugh at yourself when you do crazy things

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  • Deceits Tears silver member
    November 4

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    You have penned a beauty here, I bet many of us can so relate to the goober syndrome
    I am forever taking my foot outta my mouth, so this piece hit home
    Enjoyed the read


  • Swangrnv gold member
    November 3
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    l.o.l.

    this is funny, but very true..it's nice to laugh ones self at times..a great messgae my friend..


  • Katie Lazette
    November 3

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    I have to join your club too. I was looking everywhere I could think of for my badge. I came back to the kitchen and sat down at the table to drink my coffee. My son said Mom you've got your badge on. Then we both started laughing. I finally got control of myself, but was a few minutes late for work. This was years ago. It seems like only yesterday.


  • Cup-a-Joe
    November 3
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    ~ I live in Gooberville, ~~
    Howdy neighbour!!!
    Love this.

    joe


  • Little Blue Bird
    November 3
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    LOL

    I know exactly what you mean. But I call them Blonde moments. LOL Or "Duh. Here's your sign" moments.

    Thanks for the laugh mom!


  • poorme
    November 3
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    I have been there way too much lately. We have to laugh at ourselves! Laughter is a blessing! thank you for sharing!


  • Denerica silver member
    November 3

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    Delightful...and yes I have enough Goober moments that I think I could fill up a goober box or two. Hey long as they are laughing at me they are leaving someone else alone! Excellent. Blessings.


  • Puppydog gold member
    November 3

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    VERY CUTE!!!!!!

    These days are ones I have a patent on! I have been called over the years dork! Nerd! Dummy! Hey stupid! I was always known for these very things you speak of.


  • darlee77 gold member
    November 3

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    Now I can tell my smart kids I am not the only one that does stuff like that. This is really cute and funny. Love the way you can laugh at yourself. Very good.

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