Edie, Sweetie

I love your gap-toothed grin.
It makes me drink gin.
I love your leather catsuit.
Hey punk, it needs the boot.
I made you scrambled eggs again.
Brown ones, white ones...
You know where I've been.
I'm feelin' Divine.
Excuse me sir, you got the time?
But the girl can't help it.
She's in her prime.
Miss Brodie would not approve.
I get you Edie, I feel the groove.
Gators don't love Ernies.
The pretzels don't seal the deal.
Just lay on the floor and squeal.
I think your cool.
A real diamond in the rough.
You got guts.
You certainly aren't boring.
Never left me snoring.
Scratch my back with your hook.
I dig it man.
I love your look.
Who's the bird in the cage?
I feed it eggs, eggs, eggs.
That's Edie, sweetie.