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Hello, ello, llo, lo...
Echo, cho, ho, o...
These are my thoughts.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
So can you give me a reason
for coming out of the closet?
Did you know,
purple monkeys fly backwards at midnight?
There were so many pedestrians...
so little time...
and then there were mangos.
The frisbee was getting bigger,
and I was wondering why.
Then it hit me.
I was wondering what my brain was thinking,
then i realized...
It's cold in my freezer.
Soap makes water wetter...
Deja vu anyone?
I was told I was crazy.
So I said, "Can the sweet talk.
You're giving me a zit."
I'm not crazy, just ask my toaster.
Life gave me lemons yesterday,
so i made grape juice.
Now the world is trying to figure out how I did it.
Ahh! The evil monkeys are taking over.
I noticed a notice the other day.
It said if I noticed it
that I would notice it wasn't worth noticing.
It was right,
It was worth noticing.
Someone once told me,
"May the flying hampster of doom
rain coconuts upon your pitiful city!"
So I siad, "Careful you might end up in y novel."
They replied, "Ooo, I'm all a quiver."
So they ended up in it.
They say life is stranger then fiction,
but the way i see it...
Well, its all pretty blurry.
My vampire prince will show up
on his dark horse sometime soon.
Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.
I was running yesterday and accidentaly ran into a parked car.
I fell down and said, "I like cheesecake!"
I was dared to do it again...
So i did.
My friend thought i was crazy.
All i could say was, "Cheesecake, you dared me."