Hearts and roses and kisses galore
What the crap is that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll stalk the happy couples, maybe even get a peak
Of what the hell they're doing on Valentine's week
The guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is non-existant shit
So here's my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...fuck Valentine's Day!
