I met this winsome country girl
in a one horse Texas town
her bottom on a bar stool
throwing blended whiskey down.
The kind with long and shapely legs
and a damn fine lookin' butt.
I asked if she would like to dance
or what.
"Not now", she cooed
"I'm waiting for a friend."
She looked at me and grinned
and thanked me just the same.
As the smart-ass in me smiled
it loosed my inner child
then slowly with a snicker I replied...
"I 'spose fucking's out of the question too."
A contest entry
- for the fuck of it all.... and by sheltered.
900 points, ended November 19, 12 entries
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OH...MY...GOD...THAT WAS YOU ??? HOW THE HELL ARE YA???!!! ... lol ...
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lol
priceless
i'll be surprised if this aint who I think it is...?
well spun
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haha wow! that's wild!
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Ahahahahhaha!!!!!! That's awesome! Gotta watch out for them Texas Country girls though, we can pack quite the punch!
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Well, that is what I call getting straight to the point. At least you can't be accused of toying with the heart. Great stuff and the very best in the contest. (Mind you, it's not my type of poem but it was cute)
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Why beat around the bush...just say what you really mean. I'm laughing here.
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